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Ten things you should know about this blog:
  1. I enjoy swearing.
  2. I'm planning on at least 3 posts a week. If that changes, I'll let you know.
  3. I'm not trying to copy off of or steal from anyone. My blog might be similar to others' blogs, but that tends to happen on the internet. If I happen to plagerize from someone, let me know immediately so I can give credit where credit is due and/or take the plagerized items off of my blog.
  4. I love burritos. I sometimes go for weeks without one and I develop severe burrito cravings. Its like I'm pregnant with a mexican psychic baby and it is using its mind powers to convince me to feed it burritos.
  5. I also love cheese. but only some cheese. I hold terrible grudges against other types of cheese. Like blue cheese, which pretends to be normal cheese until you bite into it and find out it's been hiding mold spores inside of it which you just ate and in its dying moments, the blue cheese piece laughs at you because you just ate mold. Also blue cheese smells like vagina feet. Swiss cheese is also an enemy. Beware.
  6. I am ridiculous.
  7. I am engaged to an awesome boy named Ben, so if I mention him, you'll know who he is.
  8. I am currently in college and trying to figure my life out, which isn't nearly as fun as high school made it seem.
  9. I read a lot of books, listen to a lot of music, and I am batshit crazy for ancient history/mythology.
  10. I wrote this whole thing while I wasn't wearing clothes because I was too lazy to get dressed after showering. You just read 10 whole things written by a naked person. HAH.
this is your face:


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yeah. that's what i thought.

oh.
11. I post a lot of GIFs.

look at that! 11 for the price of 10!